Ready for some fun? Whoever "did" this photo must be a really fun parent, right??
* Is there a 4th of July in England? Yeah, right after the 3rd of July.
* What happens to cows that get too much sun? They produce evaporated milk.
* What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle.
* Why don't seashells take baths? Because they wash up on the beach.
* Who keeps the ocean clean? Mermaids.
* What do ghosts like to eat in summer? I-scream!
* Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish. :-)
* Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees.
* Who's Irish and stays outside all summer? Patty O'Furniture.
* How do you prevent a summer cold? Catch it in winter.
* Where does seaweed look for a job? In the kelp-wanted section.
* What' s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
* What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
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