On my recent cruise trip to the Canadian
Maritimes, our Daily Post onboard always carried a very corny boat-joke-of-the-day. On a (hopefully) hot day before the July 4th weekend, I share these silly jokes with you:
*What’s a sailor’s favorite
detergent? Tide!
*What happens when a red sailboat
hits a blue sailboat? They get marooned!
*Have you seen the movie where the
Wizard sails his ship across an ocean of orange soda? It’s a Fanta Sea flick.
*Why do pirate have trouble
remembering the alphabet? They always get lost at “C.”
*I went to a Black Friday sale at the
boat store….. it was quite an oar deal.
*How do you know when a boat is
feeling affectionate? When it hugs the shore.
*Where do sick ships go? To the Dock.
*A dentist opened an office on a
boat; what was the boat’s name? The Tooth Ferry.
*Why didn’t the sailors play cards?
‘Cuz the captain was standing on the deck.
*How to make a boat feel better? Give it some Vitamin Sea.
*What do you call a boat full of
buddies? A friend-ship.
*Making a boat out of stone would be
a hardship.
*When do you know you’re getting a
good deal on a boat? When there’s a sail on it.
*Where do zombies like to go sailing?
The Dead Sea.
