* "The future will soon be a thing of the past." George Carlin
* "You know you're old when you see the movie Jurassic Park and it brings back fond childhood memories."
* "The older I get, the better I used to be!" Lee Trevino
* "Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late." Benjamin Franklin
* "Old age is 15 years older than I am." Oliver Wendell Holmes
* "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." Kurt Vonnegut
* "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." Robert Frost
* "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." Bob Hope
* Some people will never be too old to learn new ways of being stupid. Unkown
* "Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." Charles Schulz
* "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." Woody Allen
* "If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old." James A Garfield
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