Friday, December 1, 2023

Time for a December Quiz!

 


This is, I'm 100%, a Christmas tree the likes of which you've never seen. This was a page in the L.L. Bean catalog, a clothing company based in Maine. And in case you cannot tell, it's a tree built by stacking lobster traps!!  Way cool and most unusual, no?

Now for some December chuckles:

  • What do you call an elk that can sing & dance?  ELFIS!

  • What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree with an iPad? A PINEAPPLE!

  • What is the Grinch's least favorite band?  THE WHO!

  • What goes Ho-Ho-Whoosh, Ho-Ho-Whoosh?  SANTA CAUGHT IN A REVOLING DOOR!

  • What kind of photos do elves take?  ELFIES!

  • Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? HE WAS PICKING HIS NOSE!

  • What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? FREEZE A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW!

  • Knock, knock.  Who's there.  Dexter. Dexter who? DEXTER HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY.
Yes, these are pretty cheesy but you laughed, didn't you? Took me a minute to get the iPad one.......... 


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