Bruce Lee's Relative: Today's Funny

 Bruce Lee was a Hong Kong-American martial arts master and Hollywood actor. He had relatives that you've never heard of:

• There was his vegetarian brother, Broco Lee
• The one who couldn't take a joke, Serious Lee
• The one who is always there last minute, Sudden Lee
• The one who doesn't understand metaphors, Literal Lee
• The one who is always throwing shade, Sarcastic Lee
• The one who is always sure of himself, Definite Lee
• The one you can always predict, Usual Lee
• The one who is always smiling, Happy Lee
• The one who likes perfection, Exact Lee
• In short, Bruce Lee had a large Fama Lee.

Are you laughing or at least smiling???

(Thanks to Chuckleberries in the Huckleberry Press.)

Broccoli Facts:

• Broccoli originated in the Mediterranean region.
• Broccoli was once known as Italian Asparagus.
• Broccoli is related to Brussels Sprouts, Cabbage, Cauliflower, Kale and Kohlrabi.
• The U.S. is the 3rd largest producer of broccoli in the world with California producing 90% of U.S. broccoli. 
• Broccoli is definitely a love/hate vegetable to most folks.